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If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders. quote by Justin Johnson

August 20, 2007

Thing's Hallmark Don't Say... BUT SHOULD!

My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat...
When I looked more closely
I noticed your cat...
Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But don't fret over the break-up
She moved in with me
Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the Hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day
To bad no one likes your husband
He's bad in bed
Has bad credit
No bank account
A Police record
3rd grade education
and unemployed
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love
After having met you, I've changed my mind
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life
I never believed in Hell until I met you
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am
that you're not here to ruin it for me
Congratulations on your promotion
Before you go...
Would you like to take the knife out my back?
You'll probably need it again
Happy Birthday, Cousin Uncle Dad
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
Happy Birthday
You look great for your age...
Almost Lifelike
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me
Now that we've broken up...
I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time...
Let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you...
It's almost like you're here
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
So we're having you put to sleep.

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