Yo' Momma...

Now I know everyone's heard almost every "Yo Momma" joke...
Here's a few I thought you might enjoy enjoy.

1. Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
2. Yo momma so stupid she thought "Wu Tang" was an Asian orange drink!
3. Yo momma so stupid she heard it's chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.
4. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
5. Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
6. Yo momma so stupid she triped over a cordless phone!
7. Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
8. Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
9. Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
10. Yo momma so stupid the application said "Do Not Write Below Dotted Line" & she put O.K.
11. Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
12. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
13. Yo momma so stupid when she she went to the movies and saw a sign that said "Under 17 Not Admitted), So she went home and got 16 friends.
14. Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see the movie "Juice".
15. Yo momma so stupid she asked, "What's the number for 911?"
16. Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
17. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
18. Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
19. Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
20. Yo momma so stupid she missed the 44 bus, So she took the 22 twice.
21. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
22. Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. .
23. Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
24. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
25. Yo momma so stupid she stood up on an empty bus.
26. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook 3 minute rice.
27. Yo momma so stupid she called 311 for Granny's recipes.
28. Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
29. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" and she said, "Levi's."
30. Yo momma so stupid she went to the "Coach" store to buy a plane ticket.